Over the past few decades, I have devoted my time to conducting immersive human ecology research and hope to one day become one of the galaxy’s foremost experts on the human race.

Among my peers, I am seen as rather eccentric for my research methods and willingness to live alongside such a bizarre species, but I believe the insights I have gained are worth the extra trouble.

Many in the galactic community consider humans to be a relatively primitive species, but my experiences here have given me a more complete understanding of your species than what could be achieved by the distance research that is more commonly done.

I hope to use this platform to share my knowledge and hopefully help guide humanity towards a brighter future than the one currently predicted by most humologists. This sort of evolutionary interference is generally frowned upon, but I have assured my colleagues that my writings will almost certainly be viewed as the insane ramblings of a mildly unhinged human, rather than taken at face value. It is up to you, my human readers, to decide what to do with what you learn.